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Cactus

April 13th, 2008 | ADVENTURES, FLICKR, SEMANAL VIDEOS | 0 Comments


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Taken while hiking in Hawaii. My first Flickr video!

Shark Diving in Hawaii

April 4th, 2008 | ADVENTURES, SEMANAL VIDEOS | 4 Comments


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Shark Diving in Hawaii
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My friends and I recently converged in Hawaii for a reunion of sorts, and it was truly amazing. This is a video of the five of us sitting in a shark cage off the north shore of Oahu.

What an experience. What’s missing from this raw footage is me puking off the deck afterwards — above a circling shark that seems to be waiting for chunks like a dog for scraps. All he got was ingested seawater, though, which — on top of hyperventilation, lack of sleep, and crazy waves that almost made our tour guides call the whole thing off — is what I blame for the expulsion.

More media from this trip to come. I converted/compressed this vid down to about 80MB, so depending on your connection you might have a better viewing experience downloading it first by right-clicking the Quicktime link above.

1:39 p.m.

March 7th, 2008 | SEMANAL VIDEOS | 1 Comment


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1:39 p.m.
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One minute, one corner.

Music by Trent Reznor et al off Nine Inch Nails’ outstanding latest release, Ghosts, licensed under Creative Commons.

Tiny Bubbles

February 24th, 2008 | SEMANAL VIDEOS | 2 Comments


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Tiny Bubbles
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Semanal video #6 is brought to you by Don Ho.

Breaking: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot

February 24th, 2008 | VIDEO POSTS | 2 Comments


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As always, pitch-perfect satire from the kings.