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Magic: The Gathering Contest #3

January 11th, 2007 | MTG |

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Don’t look at him too long, it’ll freak you out.

This round’s winner will receive the funniest piece of spam I’ve received this week, in the form of a forwarded email.

– personalized for you!!

[Congratulations to Mike, who’s now two-for-two following his recent success with the weeks-unsolved debut challenge.]



8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 John // Jan 11, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    “Appalled but mesmerized Jay Leno viewer”

  • 2 lizadilly // Jan 11, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    who can follow john?? he wins the People’s Choice Award. i will dream up some spam for him toute suite.*

    *definitely on the anti-dictionary list.

  • 3 John // Jan 11, 2007 at 9:49 pm

    “toute suite.*
    *definitely on the anti-dictionary list.”

    ^
    This is true.**

    ** 1st ballot inductee into the “stupid things to say in a conversation” hall of fame.

  • 4 Jeff // Jan 12, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    Brink of Madness! Take that, mike’s streak!

  • 5 Joe // Jan 12, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    Whammo!

  • 6 Jeff // Jan 12, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Where’s my spam?

    Currently the top two items of my spam box are ‘Asian girl peeing outdoor’ and ‘Only V’ AG* RA’ Soft Tabs makes your penis hard and mighty’. You better be able to top that!

  • 7 Joe // Jan 15, 2007 at 1:43 am

    Jeff, sorry for the wait — it’s coming. I hadn’t realized I cleared out my comment spam more recently than I’d thought, and lost what I remember were some doozies. I don’t want to give you run-of-the-mill stuff, but now I really have to step up to the plate.

  • 8 Joe // Jan 26, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    Jeff, finally sent it. Sorry for the wait.

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